Sunday 9 August 2009

MIND WAR FIRST OFFICIAL COMPETITION

Hey guys and...guys. Possibly gals? Probably not.
Anyway, welcome to Mind War's First Official Competition. :)
The aim?
To produce, for me, the WORST 1500 point Army list possible. Literally, the worst one you can think of. I don't want to see synergy, redundancy, duality, or anything that ends in -y. Orks, Tyrnaids and Daemonhunters not included. ;)

Prize, one email. Non-refundable. :)

It'll contain extra info about the upcoming Necron Dex not previously published. :)

Email entries to the usual address, Mindwar_ftw@hotmail.com

Thanks!

30 comments:

Winterous said...

Dude, you're on.
Too bad Tyranids aren't included, they'd do real well with their spammable 'upgrades' XD

Stelek said...

Awww, so you can't enter Orks? Sad day.

Stelek said...

Wait, Necrons are allowed? lol

Josh said...

Yeah I entered my Cron Fail list lol.

Raptor1313 said...

I shall have to do this thing.

Just to see how bad I can get it.

And better yet? the little word-verification doo-hicky gave me 'worstum' for this reply. I feel a sign from the dork gods coming on.

Raptor1313 said...

Entry in. FOR THE GREATER GOOD! (dying for the greater good, that is.)

Stelek said...

I put my fail entry in.

Which email address should we actually use?

The one under contact me, or the one listed in the official competition? lol

Ah seems the one under contact me is fail.

It's a trap!

Josh said...

@Stelek

I don't know if you are capable of writing a bad list. But if you did burn it before anyone see it and uses it to bash you. ;) LOL!

Winterous said...

You guys should all quit while you're ahead, my list is completely useless!

TheKing Elessar said...

I'm glad I've got so much interest on it already! Winterous got his in first though, and it is pretty tough to top. I'll check the others shortly. lol

And, ooops, I'll fix the contact me email. That explains a lot...

Stelek said...

I had to service the wife's needs. I actually have this list. It's my 'oh you don't believe in mech' training wheel list. ;)

Josh said...

@Stelek

HAHA mech trainwheels they need that at my LGS. I tired of my "broken" tyranids rolling over everyone.

TheKing Elessar said...

Are those Fail Jumpers the Training Wheels? lols.

Very pleased so far with quality of fail.
I even had one pure genius entry that deserves special praise when I announce the winners, even though it's over points. Letting Necrons enter was actually a mistake, but it's done.

One thing a few list have done so far though is mix some sensible choices in, Kroot for example. Obviously these lists are less fail than ones without, so if you want to rethink and resubmit, I'm okay with that. Remember that Fire Warriors are auto-fail compared to Kroot, if you're happy with the rest [no comment ;)]

Good luck to all entrants!

Stelek said...

Yeah they are. I only had to run that army once to convince the guy that mech was powerful. Kind of a shitty argument considering how gimped that list is, but it got the point across nicely.

Ad Astra said...
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Ad Astra said...

Need to know about Nercons...

Entered my next army project. Purely a “fun” list that if I beat you with is quite an embarrassment.

thehod said...

battleforce Marine armies are always failtastic

Winterous said...

It's good to see so many people posting!
I'm confident that I will win however, you'll all see!

Endre Enyedy said...

For us Necron players, the prize is priceless: the glimmer of hope. Or the telegraph to abandon ship.

Ad Astra said...

Endre Enyedy nailed it! I need that hopeful glimmer of hope. Love the "army" just hate the "rules"!

TheKing Elessar said...

HAH! True. That said, I forsee an upsurge in Necron players. It'll be good to see. :)

That said...Nids will be better. And DE. :( soz.

Schnitzel said...

Well crud, I don't think its possible to write a total crap list for C:SM capable of winning this. Bah humbug!

Winterous said...

Don't worry guys, I'll give you the info after I've read it :)
But wait, TKE, you have goss on the Tyranids and DE codices??

TheKing Elessar said...

A little. Not anything like what I have on Crons.

Josh said...

I wanna know about the new nid codex. I suspect that zilla is gone and the swarm will be back. YAY for having to buy and paint 100+ models! LOL!

Winterous said...

Nids won't happen for ages man, their codex is one of the most solid in 5th ed.
There were NO issues raised, except for 2 biomorphs becoming useless, when they were shit anyway.

They're probably gonna wait a few years at least before doing Nids.
Hell, I think CSM need it more.

TheKing Elessar said...

LOLS. Winterous, sometimes you're funny. Nids are epic Fail.

Josh is right.

Nids are out in March. ;)

Winterous said...

O_O
-_-
o_o
O_O

HOLY DICKS BATMAN!!
They'd have DAMN WELL BETTER got DE out by then!

TheKing Elessar said...

Don't you even READ my posts! lol. Scroll down to TKE'S TMWFI...sheesh.

;)

DE in 2011, to summarise.

Winterous said...

Oh yeah, I did actually read that >_>

I don't think they'll do a smaller Gaunts box, unless they're adding more biomorphs to them, it would just be pointless.


And well, yeah, that's about all I have to say on the matter, really.

Besides, of course.
Oh dear.

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