So, after much drama I'm finally settled in Berkeley. Americans, by the way, suck at bureaucracy. Seriously. It's ridiculous.
Anyway, more vitriolic articles are a-coming as soon as I have time, but if anyone is located in the Bay Area and wants a game, let me know. Yes, I did bring my army. And yes, it did take up most of the space in my luggage. So when I show up to a game naked you'll know why.
And Finally, I'd just like to add that I thoroughly enjoy the concept of sororities. Sorority girls are awesome. And by awesome I mean fit. Good job, America!