Kids - Drugs Are Bad. They cause irreparable damage to your brain...see example below.

I have been linked to something that was both hilarious and insanely disturbing.  I've actually decided it best to leave the link until later in the article [EDITORS NOTE - I'm going to do this in three parts, link in the third,  Fans of 3++ will already know the thing to which I refer though.] and to face you with some lists first.  Lists that will initially seem odd, wrong, or illegal.  I assure you - under this crackpot system, they are not.  

If the author of these ideas is reading - start HERE.